27 points

“bros before hoes”

–her own dad

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128 points

She sounds like she would’ve been a stale mate

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7 points

Inb4 the white knights show up

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4 points

rook

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8 points

But he was far too into pawn

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2 points

Fool’s mate denied

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77 points

“I broke up with you, not with him. And definitely not with my rating.”

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40 points

I miss hanging out and playing chess with my ex’s dad. She sucks, but he was a cool guy to talk to.

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14 points

Oh man. An ex’s dad and I used to jam together. I played bass and he played guitar. It wasn’t anything crazy but we had fun messing around and making music. He was an audio engineer and invited me to help out on a few gigs. I have some great memories setting shit up in the pouring rain at one of the shows he brought me to. 15 years later, I definitely miss him more than her.

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1 point

15 years later, I definitely miss him more than her.

I’m in this picture and it makes me a little sad.

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18 points

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One of my wife’s best friends happens to be her brother’s ex-girlfriend, and they met while he was dating her and hit it off immediately

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11 points

Already told my sis not to get a divorce if she’s not okay with me staying besties with her husband.

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