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Meanwhile in Japan: Train is 30 seconds late “here’s a letter for your employer explaining why you were only 29 minutes and 30 seconds early for your 8 hour shift that will inevitably have an additional 8 hours of unpaid overtime tacked on to it.”

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Japanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”

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“in precisely 48 seconds”

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We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.

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20 points
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committed sudoku*

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9 points

Chef’s kiss

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5 points

Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.

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And if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!

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*except on one of the all-female trains

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30 points

funny but inaccurate

i live in vienna. the train comes so often, nobody bothers to check the schedule anymore. just wait 2 mins, enter, go.

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Same in Paris.

“What do you mean I have to wait 4 minutes for the next metro?”

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Meanwhile in Belgium,

“I don’t know where or when will I end up after I board the bus back home from work”

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American here - I recently started taking the train to go to work! Previously I couldn’t due to no trains scheduled for the return home trip after my shift was over, but after getting a new schedule, I got on board the train! So far in the past two months, I’ve already had a few instances of the train being delayed or missing it entirely. One day, the train was delayed by 30 minutes and stated they would be held for an unknown amount of time to put out a fire on the tracks at a station ahead - drove into work that day. Another day, the train was delayed by 5 minutes. Outside of that, I was late to the train by like 5 minutes and it left without me (still adjusting to early morning schedule).

So far, I like taking the train much more than driving the car.

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Of course the trains leave without you if you are 5 min late.

It will leave without you if you are 30 seconds late. Hell, it will even leave if you are 5 seconds late unless they see you running and are feeling extra nice.

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Never said it shouldn’t! Just means it’s running on time. Like I said, I’m still adjusting to the early schedule.

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I’m Polish but I also made the switch to use public transport instead of my car, even though it’s not the cheapest once you’re not a student anymore. I feel better though knowing how much fuel I save by not driving in traffic for 1.5h 4 days a week. The other thing is that the money goes to the city so I will likely benefit from it in some way

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And you also get a little bit of time to yourself! I use it to study for certs.

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True, although this aspect is actually an area where I prefer driving. I find it relaxing to zone out my thoughts and just focus on what’s ahead of me with my favorite music. Depending on time of day, trains here are a bit tough to study in due to how many people there are

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4 points

I owned a car in Toronto. I still took the train DT. Driving DT literally was longer then the train.

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67 points

I think you may have Europe confused with Japan.

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Deutsche Bahn will definitely proof that public transit in the EU isn’t necessarily…. there? Working? …

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It’s definitely better than nothing but it doesn’t feel better than nothing.

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