- Make car out of stainless steel
- Glue it together
Make sure that you use cheap stainless steel, otherwise it won’t rust and leave a stressed patina look.
For god’s sake, don’t expose it to water, though. I mean, what sort of steel is this? Steel for Rust programmers?
“3M’s fancy glue is too expensive.”
“So we switch to Elmer’s?”
“Also too expensive. Just mix some flour and water together for paste.”
“But s…”
“Don’t worry, we already have a plan to stop Elon from eating it.”
Tesla is the only car company on earth that has every single existing model subject to a recall.
Tesla is the only car company on earth in history that has every single existing model subject to a recall.
FTFY.
You don’t know that. The people of Kepler-452b might well be suffering under a truly awful automobile industry.
Got caught using the wrong glue is more accurate.
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