A highly compatible design with no ads, unnecessary images, videos, animations, scripts that goes straight to point delivering you exactly the information you need and nothing else? Something that’s easily accessible even with old feature phones allowing older people to get information easily?
Simply something that loads instantly and just works?

Who would want that?

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Found the backend dev. “CUT THIS AESTHETICS NONSENSE! GIMME THE VARIABLE CONTENTS ALREADY! WE’RE 3.54 NANOSECONDS BEHIND!”

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Frontend: “Come on, this needs at least some flair. This isn’t the 90s.”

Throws React at it

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React ugh, everybody is using NextJs these da- …oh, what’s that? We’ve moved on already?

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yeah, just css is enough.
you don’t need js unless you need to fetch data dynamically.
you can do all of your animations, dropdowns and transitions in css.
like this menu i made. no js in sight.

https://streamable.com/4ba0gg

also fully accessible and you can tab right into it without clicking enter or whatever
(and respects prefers-reduced-motion)

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Get outta of here !

/s

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basic responsiveness to support most devices

Dude, that is the mother of responiveness. It literally supports all the devices.

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Entirely true.

I’m currently working on a little project that’s interesting to me (a low-spoiler walkthrough system for adventure games) and after a lot of back and forth, I decided to cut all of JS out of the picture. Just get rid of all of it, and do good old 90s server-side rendered HTML with modern CSS placed on top of it.

And that’s, honestly, a joy. The first draft of a page looks like the first screenshot, then you add some semantic classes to the html and throw some simple CSS at it and it looks acceptably neat. And I could get rid of so much janky toolchain I just fail to understand.

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No one who is going to pay you wants that. All they care about is user engagement.

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Did not get the joke did you ?

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No u

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Are you trying to make a joke? Or did you not get that the comment you replied to is also a joke?

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Do we use whoosh here on lemmy or that is something from the past?

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The page at the top looks perfectly fine. It’s useful, it gets the job done and it’s lightweight.

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almost as good as the motherfucking website. :D

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That person must have his monitor in vertical orientation

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the better motherfucking website is shit

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Hate it, fuck that low contrast bullshit that makes me think my glasses are dirtier than they actually are.

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22 points

You sound like a backend developer.

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7 points

maybe 🤣

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20 points

It’s almost fine. It needs to include units for the measurements.

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Oh thank goodness my browser doesn’t have to download hundreds of js and assets just to use a damn calculator

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Good, that we have specialists for both and nobody is advocating that everyone should be doing full-stack work… oh wait.

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Full-stack development and devops: When you need an entire IT department but only want to pay for one person.

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As a full stack developer I can assure you I can easily produce the result displayed in both those panels in the image 😏

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In fact, I probably will make both of those first intentionally or not.

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username checks out

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“Full-stack” is just a term invented by stingy employers who try to get 2 for the price of 1

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Specialists, ah I wish I could experience that. Maybe then I would be able to see my long lost love c++ again. Instead, I must give my love freely. Javascript, Java, Kubernetes, Go, many names flit through when profit is the goal. Someday maybe, hopefully, ChatGPT will end my tired soul.

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what is wrong with this frontend? not enough ads? loads too quickly?

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I would hire you as my lawyer.

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Honestly, no units

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It’s the temperature in Paris so I assume it’s Celsius.

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Well, even when visiting this Website from New York? Or if this website is hosted in New York? So many questions arise from assuming :)

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No designated time zone.

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Man, hyperlinks need to be a different colour…

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15 points

No cookie banner with the worst dark patterns of UX imaginable

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just missing some flexbox basically

love me some flexbox

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106 points

The top one’s a motherfucking website, indeed.

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RIP txti.es

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What happened with it?

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As far as I understand, they were offering free hosting and bad actors took advantage. They didn’t want to start charging so they closed down. Like giving out candies on Halloween and one asshole takes the whole bowl. No candies for you kid, sorry.

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motherfucking website

One of my all time faves!

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