14 points
Not oniony enough, still believable and probably just gonna give them ideas.
14 points
Oh thank God it’s the onion
3 points
7 points
7 points
don’t give them any ideas
3 points
If he had any sense he would have shaved and gone for the Lex Luthor look.
8 points
1 point
4 points
2 points
The Democrats are using WMD*s!
*Words of Manifested De-hairing.