Meme in a format “chads vs soyaks”:

Chads - Polish idioms

  1. Whore will not rip off head off of a whore
  2. You ask a boar if they shits in the woods
  3. Flies are pooping, spring is coming
  4. Grandma’s shitting has ended

Soyaks - English Idioms

  1. Every cloud has a silver lining
  2. In the eyeof the beholder (with image of soyakish dnd beholder)
  3. Once in a blue moon
  4. Elehant in the room (image of soyak elephant)
96 points

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

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My favorite variation on this I ever heard came from one of my coworkers a few jobs ago. I forget the exact context, but:

“Hey [Name], can you get this done?”

“Can the Pope’s dick fit through a donut?”

“…I don’t know?”

“Exactly 😎👉”

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36 points

People in glass houses sink ships

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18 points

People in glass houses should go shit in the basement.

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5 points

Do people in glass houses shit in the woods?

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16 points
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A penny saved is worth two in the bush.

(This mix and match shit has got to go)

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12 points

Loose lips shouldn’t throw stones

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10 points

You make a mean caucasian, Jackie

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9 points

Does a bear shit in the Pope’s hat?

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7 points

Sometimes

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Why you keep askin’ me that? Where his holiness does his business, is his business.

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4 points

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ

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6 points

Does he?

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English idiom in the vein of Polish shit idioms:

Stack wishes in one hand and shit in the other and see which one piles up first.

First time I heard a variation of it was from Mike Nelson on MST3K. He said crap instead of shit, obviously.

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My family has always used “shit in one hand and wish in the other, see which one’s ready first”

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This is the version I’ve heard, but anytime I try to use it, I forget everything after “shit in one hand” and just trail off

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This is the best thing I’ve seen online in a week.

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I prefer that one to the other one that means the same thing:

If wishes were fishes, we’d have some to fry.

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37 points

Is Grandma ok?!

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26 points

Yeah, it means shit’s gonna hit the fan

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Lmao but why? Are Polish folks especially concerned about the bathroom habits of their elders?!

Edit to add: before even knowing what it meant this one was my favorite.

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33 points

To share the best idiom from ex yu: “you fucked a hedgehog”

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