Cross posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/12678109
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Had me in the first half, OP
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How many goats are we talking about here?
Also, can she take care of a stable?
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You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord. Leviticus 19:28
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Well I guess then she is only useful to calm down the wicked citizens of Sodom.
“Look, I have two daughters who have not known a man; let me bring them out to you, and do to them as you please” - Genesis 19
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Invidious instances are down right now, but…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg
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Don’t forget to marry your brother’s widow.