I will migrate myself directly into a new company. Byeeeeeee

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Correct answer: Lay off everyone. The new project will be coded solely by AI. πŸ’― hired.

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Not hired at all, but feedback added to database for said AI project that will envelop all roles therein.

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This is simple.

  1. Take the bore.
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By the horns?

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You prefer another way?

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But if this kills you it will lead to the fall of Westeros.

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The not alone condition does not apply if manager is with them

  1. take asshole
  2. take bore, but return with asshole
  3. take idiot
  4. take asshole.
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I love this idea of the asshole getting transferred to a new project, removed from said project shortly after, only to be put back on the project after another short period.

Haha! Take that, asshole!

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Fire the asshole, split their work with the remaining 2 employees. Give yourself a raise.

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The asshole sounds like the only one competent or doing the work

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That’s why they pay me the big bucks.

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Mozilla CEO is that you?

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