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Never agree to remember things. It’s to much responsibility

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This is why I always say “I’ll try to remember.” That way I can hit them with a “SON OF A BITCH I FORGOT!”. Then both parties can agree I suck and we continue doing what we were doing.

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Every fucking time

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It’s me. I’m the one who forgot

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I have swiss-cheese memory

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