87 points

Shouldn’t it be

if guess != number

Isn’t Russian Roulette played with one bullet in the chamber? Not five?

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A chamber is the space in automatics, semiautomatic, and the slide back single shot weapons for the bullet when it is about to be fired. Any game of Russin Roulette played with a bullet in the chamber is going to be very short.

Russian Roulette is played with one bullet in the cylinder, the spinny thing on a revolver.

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15 points

gun nerds are the worst.

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Lemme tell you about the difference between a clip and a magazine!

A magazine is a paper distributed like newspapers but in more of a booklet form and with higher quality paper.

A clip is the thing that holds you chips bag closed after opening so they don’t get stolen.

Edit: that should be stale, not stolen, but I’m leaving it

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Russian roulette hard mode: you’re hoping for a jam.

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Isn’t it also played with 6 slots instead of 10?

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17 points

The game we see here is Russian Russian Roulette.

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3 points

Polish Roulette?

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5 points

Russian-in-Ukraine roulette

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18 points

More fun like that

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Still a better chance of success than an in-place upgrade of Win 10 to Win 11.

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Have you actually tried that? It just works. Win11 isnt much more than a big Win10 feature update. We’ve updated a few hundred machines across several customers and they rarely required manual intervention.

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So they posted that screenshot before even trying to run it on some useless file to see it works… Internet points are surely a drug

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Error: that file path does not exist.

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Is that actually what happens? Let me check.

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20 points

String ain’t raw and \ will escape

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9 points

It’s what happens on my machine.

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It works on my machine.

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