15 points
“your depression is all part of god’s plan!”
3 points
“Hey, at least He didn’t give you bone cancer as a child! Think of how lucky you are that’s not His plan, you ungrateful cunt. Does that help your depression?”
5 points
13 points
Actually it’s pronounced Jod.
6 points
4 points
5 points
I’ve heard everything from pray about it to maybe you’re not meant to be happy.
Excellent cult.
5 points
Was your discomfort with my situation part of god’s plan, too?
3 points
“Listen, kid, I’m not the kind of god who, you know, does things or says stuff or looks at you. But the love is there.”