It’s all fun and games until the frosty waves tickle the pickle.
Hey man, whatever rocks your boat, tickles your pickle, or causes you to violently orgasm. I ain’t judgin’
For me it’s the upper body. I can go gradually to waist-deep but I get the cold shock when it gets to chest level.
I just rip the band-aid off and dunk myself. Better to get it over with quickly. Also, if I’m doing something like a dive or a flip, I find that my mind is too busy on the technique to really consider the cold shock. Plus, then I get to look smugly at the others that saw the sweet move I just pulled off.
Afraid to get balls into the water
No balls
Problem solved
My boxer had no balls, just the pussy. LOL, she would run out into the lake and freeze when it got within a centimeter of that poonanny. Ran right back out.
The trick is to get up to mid thigh, then say fuckit and just dive in, inching in sucks.
Why not a simple, gender-neutral “junk”? 😁
I think “balls” is funnier.
It’s also specifically more accurate for me, although I’ve learned since making this that people have a wide variety of experiences when it comes to which body part reacts worst to cold water. Belly, ribs, underboob, nipples, shoulders, everyone is different.
There’s no way to really test to see if women experience the same level of shock when their junk hits the frost, as it’s subjective. I bet it’s still a bit of a quick jolt, though, at best as good as when my armpits hit the water.
That said, men literally have their junk go up in them when it’s cold enough, so…
