68 points

Canon is wrong, dragonborn have tails

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the official canon states that tieflings can’t be purple, and yet the official artwork for a tiefling is a purple tiefling

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Possibly the most ignored sentence in the PHB, even by Wotc themselves:

Their skin tones cover the full range of human coloration, but also include various shades of red.

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Purple is a shade of red, trust me I’m a colorist

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I can do you a few of the most ignored pages in the PHB: I’ve yet to meet a table that uses Trinkets

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It counts if you consider every color with some amount of red in it a shade of red

Example: #dcd2f0 (my tiefling’s skin color)

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31 points

Official Dragonborn PHB description say Dragonborns are brown/rust coloured, with some being rust-copper green.

Artwork on the same page is a red scaled dragonborn.

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The full sentence is “Their small, fine scales are usually brass or bronze in color, sometimes ranging to scarlet, rust, gold, or copper-green.” So a red one is kinda like a real life human with ginger hair; uncommon, but not weird. There’s also the bit about dragonborn with a particularly strong influence of their draconic ancestor shortly afterwards that says, “These dragonborn often boast scales that more closely match those of their dragon ancestor - bright red, green, blue, or white, lustrous black, or gleaming metallic gold, silver, brass, copper, or bronze.”

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39 points

This was settled years ago

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14 points

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!

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25 points

So they just have a scaly butt? I’m picturing a crocodile walking around except that instead of a tail it has butt cheeks like a human.

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100% lore-accurate.

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19 points

Like nothing at all

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21 points

Another image I can hear thanks to Bill Wurtz.

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I recognize that the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it.

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