I’d probably choose kung pao chicken or tacos al pastor
7 points
Can’t go wrong with pizza.
3 points
Chicken fried steak, with garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli.
3 points
Pho. 2nd place: fried rice
2 points
That fake movie glassware would be easiest on the teeth.
Eating unfired china would be my second choice
2 points
I’d probably pick a saucer as it’s the smallest dish between cups, bowls, and plates.
Eating glass/ceramic sounds like it’d be painful so you’d really want to minimize the size of the dish.
