56 points

“Now don’t worry, I’m sending a hologram of myself that only you can see and hear, and T’Pol says there’s a 92% chance if you do as we say you’ll get sent home.”

“You seem awf’ly calm about this, Cap.”

“I may have had some experience. I find saying Oh Boy every now and then helps.”

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9 points

Man, I really need to watch Enterprise. If only that episode.

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TBQH, I like Enterprise quite a lot. It’s got a few true duds (‘Dear Doctor’) but for the most part its bad episodes are merely kind of boring, and it’s good episodes or moments are good. It doesn’t have a single episode that cracks my Best Trek Of All Time list, but I like hanging out with the crew and the ship.

Also it stars Shran. Aka Shran The Man. Aka Shran Of The Andorian Mining Consortium.

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10 points

Third season is rough, the whole thing turned into a war on terror metaphor complete with justification for sacrificing your own morals because “damn it we have to, we’re facing an existential threat!”

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I hope they enjoyed the reunion. They probably thought

🎶It’s been a long road Getting from there to here🎶

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5 points

“Stockwell, you son of a bitch.”

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In which Captain Archer must prevent a Cylon invasion.

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9 points

Starfleet did 9/11

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not to be that guy, but on Enterprise they were called hand scanners or just scanners

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Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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6 points

Somehow he ended up shagging his own grandmother…

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Which lead to his superior, yet inferior mind.

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That explains a lot about Trip tbh…

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Waco MonkaS

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