JOE BIDEN NO LONGER HAS MY SUPPORT

Oh shit they’re giving the dog to

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Why else would Biden have him in the cabinet?

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I forgot the other meaning of cabinet and pictured a little Pete Buttigieg curled up in some oval office furniture.

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18 points

chewing on Internet cables

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obama and pete bout to be eatin’ good!

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Biden should have to behead it. The man who gives the sentence should swing the sword. This is northern justice

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12 points

Biden is a southron tho

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you forced the image of mothron with confederate flags for wings into my brain how could you do this

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59 points

I’m convinced this dog was a reincarnated Kennedy sent to protect the Catholic president.

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each attack was a foiled assassination attempt that biden somehow mr. magoo’d his way through

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10 points

up some stairs, several times

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22 points

Secret Service keeps trying to pull a Praetorian guard but Commander wont have it.

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58 points

The third one is gonna have a name like “Brigadier” and it’s gonna bite every secret service agent twice.

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39 points

Every time they go up a rank, their power level increases.

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Let slip the dogs of war

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How much of a fucking dork do you have to be to name your dog after military ranks?

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I look forward to hearing about Biden’s next dog, Colonel, continuing the campaign against the ss

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Battleship, the next Biden dog, will be even more powerful and will send even more SS agents to the shadow realm

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