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i’m here trying to determine if this is satire like a calculator trying to divide by zero

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It’s

silently keels over, a poison dart in my neck, as a Boeing assassin ducks behind a chimney on a nearby rooftop.

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I would answer but I think I just had a stroke trying to read your comment.

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Be a MAN. Hold onto a DUCK. Fly to DENVER.

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Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap

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So essentially a Pokemon trainer?

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I kid.

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Love it.

It’s like the fear mongering infographics of dihydrogen monoxide. (BTW, that shit will kill you)

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Over 90% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died!

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Dhm inhalation accounts for over 3000 deaths annually.

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That’s why I don’t drink alcohol: most alcoholic drinks also contain this substance and you can’t even ask because most people don’t even know.

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