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I just bought photon mega max premium revolutionary+ subscription. Check your mailbox tomorrow, I sent you a gift (advice: bring a bomb squad with you. No reason in particular, just for funsies)
edit: what the fuck, the mega max premium revolutionary+ actually exists? i didnt even check. lmao
Congratulations, I think this is the most obnoxious Lying Day prank I’ve ever seen.
Xylight you sneaky bastard.