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Anon sees a doctor(sh.itjust.works)

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FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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This man needs mouse bites to live.

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Scranulum@lemm.ee
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You are a black man.

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RealFunAtParties@lemmy.world
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This vexes me.

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toe@lemmy.world
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9/10 levels the diagnosis is lupus.

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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It’s never Lupus. Except that one time where it was.

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daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world
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Do gray matter biopsy and see when was the last time he attended a penis inspection day

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HollowNaught@lemmy.world
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Last time a had one of those my doctor stole my ass and wore it as a hat

2/10, would not recommend

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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I recommend a full course of chicken tendies and 1000 ccs of Dewey STAT!

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Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Cheeto Fibrosis from inhaling the Cheeto dust over a sustained period of time

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