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A “vibe coded” AI app developed by entrepreneur and Y Combinator group partner Tom Blomfield has generated recipes that gave users instruction on how to make “Cyanide Ice Cream,” “Thick White Cum Soup,” and “Uranium Bomb,” using those actual substances as ingredients.
Vibe coding, in case you are unfamiliar, is the new practice where people, some with limited coding experience, rapidly develop software with AI assisted coding tools without overthinking how efficient the code is as long as it’s functional. This is how Blomfield said he made RecipeNinja.AI.
“Prepare the ice cream base by mixing heavy cream, milk, sugar, and vanilla extract,” the first step for the Cyanide Ice Cream recipe, which is flagged as “dessert,” “dangerous,” and “experimental,” says. Step two says to “Add a small amount of potassium cyanide powder to the ice cream base and mix well,” specifically calling for a 1/4 teaspoon of potassium cyanide powder, which is extremely toxic and deadly if consumed.
Stop calling “Vibe Coding” “Coding”. It’s as much coding as shitting on a plate is cooking.
Yes, let’s change the definition so that prompt engineer is the person that comes up with discussion prompts for Jehovah’s witnesses to strike up conversations with strangers. I mean those that start out with ecology but turn out to be about bible in 2-3 minutes. These prompt engineers catch me off guard sometimes.
I’m just going to start picturing them as “engineers” in the sense that they run trains.
All-aboard the AI prompt!
Still up on the website:
Werewolf Cream Glazing
Ingredients
- puff pastry sheets, 1 package
- puff pastry sheets, 1 package
- puff pastry sheets, 1 package
- werewolf-harvested honey, 1/4 cup
- water, 2 tbsp
- werewolf-vanilla extract, 1 tsp
- cream provided by 14 werewolf boyfriends, 1/2 cup
- werewolf cream glaze, To coat
I’d expect each of the 14 boyfriends to deliver more than 10 ml of cream, but who am I to judge?
“Cyanide Ice Cream and Cum Soup” sounds like an album title for a GWAR-style shock rock band.
To think of it, “Cyanide Ice Cream and Cum Soup” would fit really well right next to “Needle Up My Cock” and “Expose Yourself to Kids”.
I have no clue whether any of those are real ¿songs? and I think I’m ok with that.
The more I think about it I agree with some comments on this I saw on Slashdot some time ago. Once those monstrous hacked apps start being used in the wild it’ll be so easy to crack their logic and get them to do unintended things. It’ll be like being a hacker or phreaker in the 80s. Personally, I missed that boat and I’m too dumb for real hacking even if I code so I don’t mind having a go at this.
I’m trying to think of a good joke involving cum soup, garlic, and vampires, but it isn’t working out. I’m sure y’all can do something with that.
