This shit is so tacky
Sir, you’re very wet, dripping actually.
yeah, i noticed that too. a bit rougher around the edges than normal. sounded kinda congested too.
between that and the content of the video, i imagined some press/correspondent torpedoing their career and just blurting out, “what the hell are you babbling about right now? you aren’t making any sense. go lay down.” like in the way an exasperated adult child might towards the elderly, sundowning parent they have to deal with.
It’s like a fucking cartoon.
My first experience with parody was watching SNL in 1978 and then Monty Python the same year or maybe the next year. Sketch comedy blew my mind. But 2025 blows away that and all the other parody and sketch comedy I’ve ever seen in my life. Almost every day Trump or another republican is doing something that’s better because it’s actually real. And then the dems might reply with something that’s limp and pathetic yet somehow still funny horror-comedy. Everything is bizarro world.
the thing has his own face in it 🤣
This type of visa already existed, Trump just wanted to put his face on it. The EB-5 visa was created in 1990. The EB-5 gave permanent US residence to immigrants who payed $1 million and own a US business with at least 10 employees.
i think theres some followup with EB-5 to make sure the investment and jobs actually materialize. this seems like it’s a no-strings-attached pay $5 million, get a green card. I also assume with the EB-5 investment, since it’s an investment, the line might actually go up. This is probably just setting $5 million on fire.
