68 points

I really wish this were an exaggeration.

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As someone in the US, believe me, I do too.

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It’s not. We have a catch and release police for most offences.

Like finishing we only keep you if it’s a big one.

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I want you to read the post and then the original comment again

Slowly

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It’s so fucking wild how you guys have the confidence to lie constantly, to everyone you meet, about everything. That kind of blind confidence exclusively comes from low intellect people.

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No, but if the US decides to label you a felon for any reason, or no reason at all you can’t go to Canada.

Notice how the US Government is declaring the anti-elon stuff to be terrorism? Do you remember what Edward Snowden showed us about the type of spying that the US is capable of, and authorized to do in the name of ‘counter-terrorism’?

The US is about to invent a lot of new ‘felons’ and ‘terrorists’ and other countries, including Canada, will deny them entry and asylum.

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France doesn’t extradite if death penalty or bad shit like this is on the table. So there is a strong chance you wouldn’t get deported these days even as a “sans papier” (illégal alien). Is Canada not similar?

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France refused asylum to Snowden when the US thew their weight around

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He wasn’t in France at the time, though. Once you’re in, though, we’re not supposed to kick you out if we know you might get killed. This may actually have evolved in recent years, sadly.

But diplomacy is a bitch yeah.
I reckon it would be a very different answer if he made his request right now, though!

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No. When there were large bunches of refuges trying to escape from camps from the middle east, Canada refused entry to any any male 16 years or older for asylum. Women and small children were okish, but males were right fucked and flat refused. And I think that’s still on the books yet today.

Canada, for all the “feel good” they have from others in the world, has as much history of cruelty to outsiders as any other western nation. And don’t look to closely into why the Geneva Convention exists today either. They just hide it better.

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Well, young guys that are not immediately employable are gonna be super difficult to integrate, to be fair. It sounds like a recipe for disaster unless you have a solid way to help them and what country actually has that, really?

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Canada has the same policy. It was challenged and allowed to lapse by Harper, though, IIRC. I wouldn’t bet my life on it today.

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I absolutely disagree with all this garbage, and I refuse to leave. I played chess with a Venezuelan homie in a shelter several times and i think one time he pretended to lose his queen, because he always otherwise destroyed me. I guess i shouldn’t worry anymore, because why would i care if my friend was sent away

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29 points

You guys taking electricians? I’m pretty sure I can chug syrup, and I can start using “eh” more, eh?

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Most trades are provincial jurisdiction (including electricians), so pick a province and look at their requirements for foreign trained electricians.

For example, to get your ticket in Ontario you’ll need to look into the trade 309A (Construction and Maintenance Electrician) or 442A (Industrial Electrician), verify your work experience, and take an equivalency exam to test your knowledge. I’d recommend reading up on CEC requirements (very similar to NEC but there are differences).

https://www.skilledtradesontario.ca/experienced-workers/trade-equivalency-assessment/

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Excellent. This is exactly the kind of advice I’ve been looking for. Thank you!

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No problem!

I should also mention that electricians are part of the federal Red Seal program, so once you’re licensed you can pretty easily move provinces without needing to recertify (though you still have to register with that province’s trades regulator and follow their regulations instead).

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11 points

You joke, but that shit is infectious.

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Don’t know about electricians specifically but AFAIK we have a general shortage of skilled trades related to construction so I wouldn’t be surprised if we are short on electricians too. You’d probably have to do some recertification.

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5 points

Yes.

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28 points

Unless you’re indigenous. Then you’ll get thrown into a mass grave, and the authorities won’t do a thing about it when you’re discovered.

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Indigenous women are still kidnapped and forcefully sterilized

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…Which is no longer happening

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Bullshit. Plenty of studies and news stories covering the continued violence against Canadian indigenous, and the refusal of the government to properly address or investigate the problem.

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Proof? You’re making the claims the burden of evidence is on you.

As far as I know the two women killed in Manitoba were the result of a serial killer and Wab did the right thing.

We definitely treat our indigenous poorly but as far as I know we are no longer throwing them in mass graves.

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But we will sterilize you without your permission if you are a native!

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Will you do that for non natives too? Asking for me

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13 points

Get a good tan and I’m sure they will find time for you.

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I am tan, and a free Song and dance is appealing. Tell me more

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Proof we still do this to any indigenous people at any time in the 21st century?

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https://nwac.ca/policy/forced-sterilization

https://apnews.com/article/canada-indigenous-women-sterilization-apology-reparations-ebcacc0f27b8d4c12d8690718202531d

Despite legislation Indigenous women allege they were coerced into consenting to sterilization, often during vulnerable moments such as childbirth, from the mid 1970s onwards.[64] In June 2021, the Standing Committee on Human Rights in Canada found that compulsory sterilization is ongoing in Canada and its extent has been underestimated.[65] A bill was introduced to Parliament in 2024 to end the practice.[66]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsory_sterilization#Canada

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Yeah, but foreign visitors wouldn’t have to worry about that.

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And don’t complain about losing your land for a pipeline.

“lethal overwatch is req’d” “use as much violence toward the gate as you want”
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/dec/20/canada-indigenous-land-defenders-police-documents

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