8 points

if someone I fuck smokes after sex I’m literally getting the fuck up and moving to the living room like fuck no I can not even breathe near a BBQ let alone cigarettes holy shit

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If you can have sex with someone and still not realize they smoke, you probably lost your sense of smell.

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2 points

If someone I fuck smokes after sex, I should have used lube.

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If they are smoking in the bedroom.you could have smelled that when you first entered it.

Who even smokes inside nowadays, even smokers realised that it’s not a good idea.

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27 points

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If she smokes, she pokes!

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Smokes what?

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Her opps

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Motherfuckers like it ain’t no thang

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13 points

The real question

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Do you consider vaping to be “smoking”?

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Still minging

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First, thanks I learned a new word today. Second, no not really as long it’s not like a “Tobacco” flavor (ig tobacco is just minging in every variation lmao) and MOST importantly, it doesn’t stick around

I’ve opened electronics that are 10, 15, 20+ years old that came from smokers houses that still REEKED like cigarettes despite having been removed from that environment from who knows how many years.

Ugh, and that nasty nasty yellow coating… disgusting

Vapes don’t do any of that, you can’t even tell if someone had even vaped just 20 minutes after their last hit

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It’s a lesser of the two evils. Still minging.

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2 points

Imma pass. Still unhealthy.

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Still vile

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