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Money is your god. Marry and reproduce.

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I came here to leave a comment and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of bubble gum!

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Bummer. Here’s a bag of popcorn and a kickass movie to watch.

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The protip is always in the comments. Thanks MVP

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I think this would’ve been better with a better aspect than “buy me” because that fits on every product. They are there to be bought.

It would’ve been better to use an aspect specific to Barbie, like the ideals the classic Barbie is trying to convey to specific girls. How’s a girl supposed to act, how is a girl supposed to be. Reinforcing standards and expectations baked into society.

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So, like, “the perfect woman” ?

Or maybe, “be a lady” ?

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6 points

In the way the messages are use something short like “Be me” or something

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8 points

Well great. Now I need to find somewhere to stream They Live. Thanks, OP.

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Ooh I love that.

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This is absolutely incredible, just ordered one from Etsy. I hate wearing text on shirts, but shit, it defines me

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