>be me
>went to Japan for vacation
>has a very close online jap friend that I met when I was loitering around a guitar hero group
>we decided to meet up
>thought he’s a guy
>short haired qt 9/10 appeared. Her name is Nao
>even though it’s the first time meeting her irl, we hit off pretty well
>Nao talks to me about pretending to be a guy online
>she wanted to talk with someone about rock but she thinks people online wouldn’t take her seriously because she’s a girl
>she apologized
>“apology accepted but on one condition.”
>says I wanna play guitar hero with you
>she laughed and agreed
>nicesmile.jpeg
>went to her apartment
>she hurriedly opened her ps4 and accessed guitar hero
>pretty high level
>plays
>mfw she lost
>mfw she turned off the game and started sulking
>started motivating her
>hey nao, you’re a rockstar. get your game on, go, play

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You won the internet

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9 points

Those aren’t even the right lyrics

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I knew where this was going when her name was Nao.

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I don’t get it.

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24 points

Somebody-

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It’s pronounced “someBODY”.

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Ayentehshapasstoolinashayyyyydh

is how 12yo-me interpreted the next verse. I seldom englished back then

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64 points

The entire story is a buildup for anon to sing the lyrics of the song allstar by smash mouth.

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Nobody ever thinks they’ll get get until they got got. Fuuuck.

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