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74 points

Literally braver than the troops

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If the private jet fits

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115 points

ELON_IS_A_PEDOPHILE: YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE

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92 points

There were some bangers

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24 points

Why don’t we have a yakub emoji

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24 points

'cause yakub posting is actually banned.

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39 points

tagline pls

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28 points

Haha got’em

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99 points

The entire stream people were whispering him to self-delete too lmao

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51 points

Does POE2 not have streamer settings to hide your character name and stuff? Or did Elon not know about them?

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63 points

I would assume he is completely ignorant of it seeing as he could not beat the tutorial

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To be fair, tutorial in PoE 2 is pretty hard, especially if you’re playing it first time, and especially as melee class, you have one shitty skill, almost no equipment, fire crab groups can delete you in single salvo and boss, while his attacks are strongly telegraphed, have shitton of life and the fight is pretty long. It’s not your average “press button to win” tutorial, way harder than PoE1 too.

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/donotdisturb is 14 keystrokes away. Which is messed up because that’s one of his 2 favorite numbers.

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3 points

Lmao you can just use /dnd

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31 points

There is a command to disable DMs. He did not know about it and blocked people one by one the whole stream

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23 points

First time he worked on his life.

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88 points

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89 points

He has his own private jet and can basically do whatever he wants and he chooses to be a cyberbullied loser on a video game

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46 points

Seriously! He could be on his way to literally anywhere in the world to do literally anything he can think of and he still looks like a depressed assistant manager of a failing GameStop having to deal with 30-somethings complaining about their PS3 trade-ins

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Seriously! He could be on his way to literally anywhere in the world to do literally anything he can think of

well, except make a genuine human connection. that’s something a lot of people in that income bracket struggle with, and might partially explain why his current aesthetic is depressed assistant manager.

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I’d rather watch my toddler pretend to read food ingredients than stride across the world stage and he can’t do the former because he’s despicable

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20 points

Let us consider the behavior of other private jet guys, let him be a cyberbullied loser.

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The usual private jet owning shit probably do the Epstein thing

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54 points

record scratch and freeze frame Yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got here? Well it all begins with a diamond mine in apartheid south africa…

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This is the face of a school shooter…

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30 points

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Concerning.

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Can this be the new :polface: ?

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Hi! I’m Elon, but you can call me the Fasciverce Chuck!

I’m a proud white supremacist man from Los Angeles (52yo).

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12 points

Honestly this was also my face getting to act 2 and realizing Skeletal Arsonists weren’t undertuned relative to other minion skills, they really did just nuke all of them.

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Most successful Capitalist cyber bullied from private jet

Also really hope there’s a VOD of this somewhere ngl

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Quinn did another play by play if you don’t mind him cackling like a hyena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdW1ENT-T-k

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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18 points

The full vod is still on his twitter. doesn’t play with xcancel. He plays for 2 hours and doesn’t make it past the first zone. People spam him with DMs the whole time.

https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mrGmPleodQKy

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