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Conservatives don’t seem to understand that many of us “libtards” are better equipped to “swim” than they are.

We’re wealthier, better educated, healthier, tend to have more stable careers etc.

They’re free to harm themselves, but they hurt other vulnerable people too, and that’s what I cannot stand

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in their fantasy world, they have the guns to take the resources when everything breaks down.

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So what do they imagine they’re going to do after they shoot everyone and they’ve already eaten through their 1 year of Infowars freeze-dried ApocalypseChow? Are they going to pick up a shovel, plant a garden, and tend to it before dying an early death from preventable disease?

Couldn’t they just skip the mass starvation and early death and just go right to the garden step and be happier?

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no. because cruelty is the point.

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They never imagine that the people they want to steal from will fight back.

They never imagine that their carcasses can be fed to the commune’s hog pits.

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Probably comes with the incorrect assumption that the “libtards” don’t have guns.

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They think we’re nothing but effete city-slicker softbois in skinny jeans and man-buns with no upper body strength who don’t know how to distill our own drinking water, grow our own food, generate our own electricity, or operate a firearm.

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Well, in civilised countries, we don’t, because we don’t have to be afraid of everyone around us

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This has been their plan all along. A Christofascist state run by plutocrats and getting “rich” on slave labor.

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You forgot “more humble”.

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Did I trigger you?

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Back atcha

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A co-worker accused me of “Trump derangement syndrome”, and I just started spitting out a list of “Yeah! Kinda like how US troops had Osama bin Laden derangement syndrome! Or how 1930s Jews had Hitler derangement syndrome! Or how Oklahoma City had Timothy McVey derangement syndrome! Or how Union forces had slavery derangement syndrome! …ya starting to understand how fucking stupid that sounds?”

…and no, it didn’t shut him up, he just deflected to another topic, but that’s about as close as you can get to progress when debating these fucking morons.

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You should agree with him: we are experiencing the absolutely horrid symptoms of Drumps derangement.

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So MAGAts, is owning libtards worth an additional $3800 a year on your welfare queen asses?

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So MAGAts, would you be willing to let Trump shit in your open mouth if a “libtard” had to smell it…?

Narrator: They were indeed willing.

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Short term drownings then they learn to fly

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Sorry, but I’m totally stealing this. xD

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I’m not sorry, I’m thankful. And also stealing it!

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Kinda a case of sorry, not sorry

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