The two pound coins are especially manky, if that affects your suggestions at all.
Glue them to an excessively large canvas, title it “The trickle down from the billionaire’s wealth. Found behind my couch” and sell it for a couple hundred grand to an art gallery.
6 points
12 points
Put it in an old coat pocket and be surprised next year when you put it on and find extra change in it.
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9 points
A freddo?
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It’s your lucky day! Invest it on a lotto ticket 😂
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Hah, look at Mr. Moneybags bragging about his wealth!
12 points
Mrs.* her*
Sorry. Gotta fight the assumptions. Guilty as accused on the bragging though.
8 points