The two pound coins are especially manky, if that affects your suggestions at all.

Glue them to an excessively large canvas, title it “The trickle down from the billionaire’s wealth. Found behind my couch” and sell it for a couple hundred grand to an art gallery.

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See I did like the charity suggestion. But a couple hundred grand is a lot more charity, so you might win.

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Put it in an old coat pocket and be surprised next year when you put it on and find extra change in it.

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Haha, a treat for my future self? She likes the way you think!

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It’s gonna be worth even less next year :'(

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A freddo?

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*sad 90s kid noises*

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It’s your lucky day! Invest it on a lotto ticket 😂

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TIL they’re two quid now?! Wtf

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Euromillions is still £1 a ticket at least

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That seems like the smart money!*

*there’s a reason I don’t gamble

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Hah, look at Mr. Moneybags bragging about his wealth!

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Mrs.* her*

Sorry. Gotta fight the assumptions. Guilty as accused on the bragging though.

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My profuse apologies, Mrs Tea I will endeavour to be gender neutral in any further insults.

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