No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it’s always itchy.
Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.
If you haven’t bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.
I really hope you’re a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this
… I did know before reading the post the reason we as humans are the only ones who wipe. Where did I learn this? From you (the internet) of course. Where else xD
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I only have one.
What’s it like to be the Centaur of attention?
Annnnnnd I’ve been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.
Similar to a horse, in the back.
Oh god. Is this the new “if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?”
No, you couldn’t actually ride her. The spine simply couldn’t support an adult human rider.
Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]
