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We must stay focused(pawb.social)

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Bappity@lemmy.world
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you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client

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LazaroFilm@lemmy.world
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sleep(3.786912e+11)

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darcy@sh.itjust.works
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bad code. that should be abstracted to coma()

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RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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Guy can afford 4 laptops but didn’t have enough to spare for a shirt?

EDIT: Since I guess it wasn’t obvious enough, this is a sarcastic joke, I am not being serious.

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bob_wiley@lemmy.world
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Moc@lemmy.world
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You laugh but this is called fiscal responsibility

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RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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I mean I am not making fun of him, that is indeed average coder priorities.

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LazaroFilm@lemmy.world
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The server racks behind the camera make it really hot.

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SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world
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I knew someone was gonna get butthurt over not wearing a shirt lol who cares

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vkirlin@lemmy.world
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I sit shirtless on my computer as it heats the air, specially noticable in summer. Can’t imagine being around 4 at once

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Fonzie!@ttrpg.network
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Oh, I think I can help you: Don’t sit on top of your computer, that’s the part that gets hot, especially in summer

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damnson@lemmy.world
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This place was so chill for the first few weeks, now people out here downvoting blatantly obvious and benign humor

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RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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Welcome to Reddit 2 I guess.

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LazaroFilm@lemmy.world
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“Quit printing baNaNa in your JS console!”

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Caboose12000@lemmy.world
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I like the stickers on the 3rd kid’s tough book, that’s a nice touch

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DaveNa@lemmy.ml
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Another child labor/being poor is hilarious meme. So funny.

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darcy@sh.itjust.works
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?? not understanding the joke ??

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