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js is in the "pure embodiment of hell" category along with vb.net and php(lemmy.sdf.org)

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lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com
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Stop comparing programming languages

Python is VERSATILE

JavaScript is POWERFUL

Ruby is ELEGANT

C is ESSENTIAL

C++

Java is ROBUST

Out of all the programming languages, C++ is definitely one of them.

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BlueKey@fedia.io
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Python should be one of the chaotics.
You can even dynamically create global variables in there.

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Valmond@lemmy.world
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Or stick a new variable onto the instance of a class 🤯

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_stranger_@lemmy.world
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or return values for properties that don’t exist, and only get created on access!

I love python.

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ulterno@programming.dev
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It’s like having a PHP webserver inside a class

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BlueKey@fedia.io
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Or have variables inside a loop hoisted up in the function. Fun when you capture them with lambdas.

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twice_hatch@midwest.social
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C++ good? Shiggity diggity

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trolololol@lemmy.world
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Tell me op never did c++ without telling me op never did c++

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Valmond@lemmy.world
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C++ is the wizard, the nitroglycerin glass vial type.

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pewpew@feddit.it
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C++ is chaotic goodl, C is lawful good in my opinion

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PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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I haven’t used PHP in a while (10+years) but I didn’t think it was that frustrating as its reputation seems to imply today. I remember their docs all had examples and I found that pretty useful.

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Matty_r@programming.dev
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It can be pretty frustrating when dealing with old code bases. However its introducing a lot of really great features, so if you’ve got the time to either start a new project or rewrite with the more modern features you’ll be fine.

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Valmond@lemmy.world
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For what I remember, it was just a normal interpreted language but you had to put “$” everywhere.

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Kissaki@programming.dev
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🤑

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