10 points

If it’s a shapeshifting alien serial killer, I’m gonna be pissed.

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I do not understand why this is a headline. it has to right?

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Just because NASA has to release information doesn’t mean the normal person knows when they are going to do that. It’s nice to know when interesting information is going to come out.

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do they have a set time line on information gained to release?

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Rock chips/dust. There, saved you a click.

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Very interesting dust tho

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7 points

The very best dust

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Is it…cupcakes?

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Love all the jokes lines so far. But I am really excited to see what was delivered.

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I think the jokes are fucking lame and I’m also excited for the news.

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6 points

What if an intergalactic porch pirate got to it first and it’s just an empty box?

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Maybe we’re the porch pirates and it turned out to be a glitter bomb and a bunch of fart spray.

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“A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?”

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