Here’s what we do know: After their meeting ended and Vice President Vance left the room, the pope was still alive. We can deduce that he was alive, because he was heard asking an assistant, “Ho appena incontrato il volto del diavolo?” which roughly translates to, “Have I just encountered the face of the devil?” It’s a very common question that has been asked in many languages after encounters with JD Vance.
Almost definitely
I mean, there’s more evidence that he killed the pope than there is evidence that he fucks couches. And lots of people are saying he fucks couches. Not saying that he does, of course, just that lots of people are saying it.
I still don’t understand why everybody keeps talking about his fake couch fetish instead of his real dolphin fetish.
This begs the question is his ultimate fantasy a couch shaped dolphin or a dolphin shaped couch?
Obviously he didn’t kill the Pope but… It’s kinda hard to rule out that he didn’t at least contribute
The pope’s heart could not bear the sight of JD Vance fucking the Sedia Gestatoria.
