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Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.(lemmy.world)

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Kbin_space_program@kbin.social
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Sorry, mountain dew tastes better than tea?

What garbage store brand floor scrapings sorry ass tea have you tried.

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ericbomb@lemmy.worldOP
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Okay okay you caught me.

I don’t drink mountain dew, or black tea. I do drink some herbal tea though. Caffeine makes me sick overall.

I had this meme stuck in my head, then just brain stormed what title would get me the funniest comments.

So far saying mountain dew tastes better than tea has gotten some banger responses like this one, so all is going according to plan!

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freebread@lemm.ee
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Sometimes the best memes are made by those who are furthest away from the subject matter. I’m over here with the 9¢ green tea bags from Wegman’s though.

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zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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The meme is about 4¢ tea bags. That’s certainly not going to taste the best.

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frenchyy94@feddit.de
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Excuse me? Mountain dew (any Energy Drink for that matter) tastes horrible.

Tea all the way!

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ericbomb@lemmy.worldOP
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You stayed loyal to tradition and are reaping the finical benefits for it!

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Granixo@feddit.cl
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How dare you speak the truth! 🧐☕

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P'undrak@programming.dev
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Hard agree, even basic Twinings tea tastes good (I have some Earl Green and Darjeeling right next to me)

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mommykink@lemmy.world
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Mountain dew tastes like rat piss

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Godnroc@lemmy.world
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What’s wrong with your rats?

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PapaStevesy@midwest.social
15 points

More like what’s right with them.

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Towwebbed@lemmy.world
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mommykink@lemmy.world
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Diabetes

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MadMaurice@discuss.tchncs.de
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Piss from rats that carry the plague, since it tastes like death too.

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guyrocket@kbin.social
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Just pee in your green tea and add a cup of sugar per cup of pee tea.

It will look like mountain dew and get you sweating like mountain dew and taste like SHIT!

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zib@kbin.social
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Who let Bear Grylls in here?

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guyrocket@kbin.social
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Urine: the taste of the great outdoors!

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ericbomb@lemmy.worldOP
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banazir@lemmy.ml
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You can’t beat a well boiled cup of quality (loose) tea! Fuck the Dew!

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