Image of a news headline with a photo of Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak toasting pints of beer in a pub. Headline reads:

“Boris Johnson says people should work in-person again because when he works from home he gets distracted by cheese.”

91 points

“When I work…” Bozo Boris is lying yet again.

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Exactly. Implies he actually does any work at all

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6 points

What a ding bat

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It’s actually very clever, because the aim was to distract from the “wine and cheese nights” thing - if people google “Boris Johnson cheese” this story is more likely to come up than anything else. He’s clever enough to play the buffoon, and that’s worrying

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9 points

It was the same thing when mogg did the lieing down in Parliament. It broke the search term Jacob reec-mog lieing

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16 points

And when he said he likes painting model buses to distract from this false campaign:

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We are just lucky that Rees-Mogg doesn’t have the charisma of Boris Johnson, at least Boris is only after satisfying his own ego

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Haha, funny boris like cheese. How relateable!

Meanwhile, these cunts were having a party while their incompetence and corruption contributed to the death of 200,000 people.

Cunts are still running the world.

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Preaching to the choir, I’d have them all tried for every single one of those deaths

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2 points

Sunak doesnt drink alcohol.

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6 points

Not all pints are alcoholic

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i would too

cheese is more distracting than you think

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Yeah, my reaction was “What a stupid argument. It’s not wrong, but it’s stupid.”

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That’s from a year and a half ago.

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Yeah, I also checked the date first and I think that makes it worse because that’s a statement he made when he was still the Prime Minister.

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