Source: https://xkcd.com/2839/

Explain XKCD: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2839

Title text: My first words were 'These were my first words; what were yours?'

16 points

Didnt’ forget this time!

Hopefully I did that correctly

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58 points

Who learns twelve before one through eleven?

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10 points

Is twelve a number or a word?

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28 points

There is only a distinction when written, when spoken everything is words.

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We have solid reason to believe numbers are a pretty distinct symbolic category. We don’t use the same part of the brain we use for speech to process numbers. We use a different distinct part of the brain that is not used for speech and is more related with visual processing. Both, speech and number areas, are activated when we read spelled out numbers, and even homophones pointing to the theory that numerals develop into their own thing inside our brains.

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2 points

It’s in a superposition of states until observed.

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2 points

Yes

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48 points

That’s my favorite part of this joke.

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46 points

Twist: he knows more than 12 words, he just didn’t learn the right number

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20 points

Yeah, I immediately thought of that scene in the West Wing.

President Josiah Bartlet : Sweden has a 100% literacy rate, Leo. 100%! How do they do that?

Leo McGarry : Well, maybe they don’t and they also can’t count

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10 points

Actually, I’ve always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.

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12 points

For the uninitiated, uh huh had only ever said uh huh throughout the movie till he drops this.

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I wish my future child would send remote log for easy management.

timestamp hostname process level text
[DT] child1 shit WARNING child1 shat. Refresh diaper.
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37 points

Child1? You start numbering at 1? You monster!

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26 points

Better not ask what happened to child0

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22 points

I let my children pick their own 96-bit number and just hope there’s no collisions.

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6 points

What have I done

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32 points

You keep child0 unassigned in case the girl you met at the club three years ago starts looking for you

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3 points

If he ever sends a 404, hopefully he just returns on all fours.

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20 points

Used every word he had to make that sentence

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