108 points

I’ll get 2% cashback.

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3% if I can use my phone to tap. I don’t even need my wallet to fuck myself.

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3 points

I’m going to spend an extra 10,000 to make 200. Look I saved money!

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82 points

“fuck it”

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This one is pretty much my go-to lol

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71 points

It can’t be that bad if future me doesn’t come back in time to stop me

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55 points

I can change her

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2 points

Time to toilet train that kid

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49 points

That’s a problem for future me, and that guys a dick

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