Sometimes I think I’m the only human in existence that doesn’t like eating ass. More for you!
I’m a heady germophobe. I don’t allow outside pants in the bed. Absolutely no shoes in my house (monsters.) Wash my hands every time I get back home (how dirty is this steering wheel?)
I’ll eat ass after a rave tho any day
I don’t think that makes you a germaphobe, just normal. Especially after a pandemic. Here’s one more: phones are pretty nasty if you don’t wipe them down.
Bet you could easily culture E. coli off that “clean” asshole.
I’m not judging, but it’s not for me.
Really? I find putting on a condom is sometimes enough to disrupt the flow. Having a weatibix and a shower seems like a real wrench in any kind spontinanity.
" If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG". Please tell me you came up with that yourself. But yes we are in Europe so bidets are a thing. Still… its an ass. So it tastes like ass. And if you are what you eat; by eating ass, you become an ass.
I had my ass eaten and the experience was mid tbh. A good blowie beats having your ass eaten anytime.
That’s not funny
I know Lemmy is for nerds because there’s a heated esoteric argument about bacteria and assholes on a shitpost about eating ass.
I’m literally a microbiologist, but I’m scared of weighing in. In short, eat that ass.
