@196 liberty rule

wouldn’t motherfuckers categorically only fuck mothers

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I mean… She’s a mother now. Kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Not yet.

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Not necessarily. As a literal motherfucker, it’s not that I categorically rule out people who aren’t mothers. I just happened to only fall in love with women who happen to be mothers for the last decade and a half 🤷

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Is the photo taker implying someone had sex with that statue to make it pregnant? Or do they mean “fuck with” as in, negatively alter?

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Almost definitely both.

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Well, do whatever you want, but you can’t re-virgin the olive oil.

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I’ve watched that scene from Space Dandy. I know what she’s into.

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That statussy do be tight

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