4 points
Doom doom do-do-do doom
3 points
2 points
Doesn’t seem very impressed that you’re drinking it
7 points
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When life gives you cucumbers, make lemonade.
2 points
I’ve been thinking. When life gives you cucumbers? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the cucumbers back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn cucumbers! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me cucumbers! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the cucumbers! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible cucumber that burns your house down!
3 points
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