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Ok, wizard. Next time you “ponder your orb” keep your bedroom door closed.

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Ar ya winnin’ son? ¯\(ツ)

🦴😯

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I put on my robe and wizard hat

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As a little nitpick, “extreme pressure” is partially true. We do need “extreme” pressure; not extremely high pressure, but extremely low pressure. We have these series of pumps that are able to remove more and more particles at each step. We have your standard pumps that get rid of most gases, then we have turbomolecular pumps that blow away a lot of the matter that remains, and then we have things like ion pumps, which electrocutes molecules in a vacuum and sucks them out using electric fields. This way, we’re able to create better vacuums here on Earth better than Space itself.

And honestly, that’s pretty much wizardry to me.

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Space is a terrible vacuum. It’s full of literally everything.

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So is my vacuum.

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In that regard Space can no longer be considered to be a vacuum. Not even remotely.

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The distance between stuff is so inconceivably huge that it’s still a vacuum. Kind of incredible to think about.

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True vacuum doesn’t exist, it’s always relative to something else, generally to common human environment.

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This is absurdly untrue. Space is VERY empty. The above comment is just plain wrong. CERN has the best vacuum in the world at around 1000 atoms/cc. Deep space is less than 1. Even nebulae have a density far below 1000 atoms/cc, and those are the most dense regions of space.

It may be true that we use vacuum pumps for chip manufacturing that get vacuums less dense than the exosphere, which we like to call space sometimes, but it’s definitely influenced by Earth and not a good definition of a space vacuum.

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It’s a joke, buddy.

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If space was a vacuum then Roger Wilco would be out of work.

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Won’t anyone think of the molecules!

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Huh, I always thought my chamber is way worse vacuum then space (usually about 2×10-10 mbar)

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extremely rare rocks

Silicon is the second most common element in the Earth’s crust… 90% of all rocks are some form of silicate…

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Gold isn’t tho

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The gold involved is minuscule. So much so that it isn’t really economic to strip it from the components.

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Still rare rock extraction

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You also don’t use extreme pressure.

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Those warlocks do seem to experience tons of pressure from their masters to work faster though.

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my guess is most modern electronics are mostly plastic by weight. oil is kinda like a rare rock? like semi-rare rock juice

a lot of electronics have a fair bit of lithium for the battery, but apparently we get most lithium from seawater. rare by concentration, but usually not extracted in rock form

so yeah rare, not really, and rocks, hardly at all…

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I’m proud to be one of the warlocks that can harness the magical powers of the stone, although I’m not yet very powerful. I’m not an apprentice, but I have a lot to learn.

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Stone Warlocks are often very specialized. Don’t feel bad if you don’t understand every incantation and every spell that gives vitae to your creations.

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Understand? No one understands the magic spells they just recite the ancient scrolls of the stack overflow almanac.

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I’m a warlock’s apprentice, training to be a defendant of the stones and maybe eventually carve my own intentions into them. I salute your work and hope to get there someday myself.

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Magnets aren’t real. The word was invented to hide the discovery of magic.

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Violent J, is that you?

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From the Book of BangPowBoom by the ICP Prophets

Fire, water, air and dirt. Fucking magnets, how do they work? …Magic everywhere in this bitch

And so spoketh the Clown. Ramen.

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