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crop so bad that half of the village starved to death

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Funniest comment I’ve seen this week

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LemmyGold.jpg

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99 points

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51 points

Capitalism is when they make an artificial shortage of meme width.

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Beware of the pixel tariffs

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5 points

Don’t give the wrong people ideas.

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These people have been stealing our pixels for so long. Have you seen how much China has been stealing? There memes are twice as large as ours. But everyone has been crying to me “Sir, but pixies aren’t real.” THEY ARE REAL!. My uncle has seen pixies. He was very smart, the smartest person I know perhaps. So from tomorrow, the pixel tariffs are being launched. Or pixies. I don’t know, doesn’t matter.

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There’s two girls, but because of inflation and Cup Developers buying all the cups and renting the cups out, driving up cup prices, the girls can afford only one cup.

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Because of shrinkflation it’s now the size of a thimble.

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5 points

There will be replaced with a Cup Agent from OpenAI

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22 points

Downvoted for 9000x jpeg compression and horrible cropping.

OP why would you post such a terrible image?

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It appears to be a goal of most people posting here. Annoying but the more you bring attention to it, the more people will continue… just downvote even if the content was otherwise good.

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Yeah there will be a time where shit posting will be literal pictures of turds. And if you dare say that it’s bad content some smartass will tell you it’s just a shitpost and to chill.

Just like on No stupid question community here you can totally ask any stupid questions on purpose, it won’t be moderated.

What color is my underwear? How long is my middle finger? How green is the tree in front of my house? No stupid questions my dude. This is not trolling apparently.

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Wait until you make a comment or post about how there’s no moderation, and then out of nowhere, like a magic trick, a mod will appear and accuse you of being toxic/tell you to “leave if you don’t like it.” It’s happened to me lol.

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I think you have to keep images under 100K on Lemmy

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