76 points

if the game is anti-cop, I’m not playing

My man you do CRIMES in the game!

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54 points

The game is literally named for a crime

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I don’t know how you can both follow video games at all and not know what GTA is about in 2025

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34 points

Culture war tourists I’d imagine. But shit, even normies who don’t touch video games know what gta is all about, the controversy it’s generated alone for doing said crimes in game.

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17 points

Its in the name, grand theft auto, obviously, I, the hero, play an officer of the law investigating crimes against cars

#hirefans

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boomers who watched cable news 20 years ago have a better idea of what GTA is than these losers.

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20 points

It’s about buying Shark Cards. Duh.

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9 points

Doesn’t do Grimes tho lmaooooo gotteeeeem

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52 points

Oh boy, I can’t wait for Obey Lawful Orders 7

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43 points

Lmao like did they just continue to fail every mission in the previous games because they would refuse to do crimes?

Just picturing someone doing nothing but driving around following traffic rules in free play mode is funny af.

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22 points

Just picturing someone doing nothing but driving around following traffic rules in free play mode is funny af.

i did that for a bit in gta 4 lol, i got kinda into the roleplay
then i fucked up a mission like 3 times and got bored of the 10 minute commute so i started driving like a maniac again

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4 points

There are super cereal GTA streams out there with dedicated player cops, gang leaders, drama, etc. in GTA 5 to this day. A friend of mine was in one, it seems like it took way too much time to get any thing done.

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13 points

They might be 12 years old and have never been allowed to play it before. That’s my best guess.

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Lmao like did they just continue to fail every mission in the previous games because they would refuse to do crimes?

oh shit is that who the fail three times skip is for? fuck it i’m against accessibility now.

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4 points

Just picturing someone doing nothing but driving around following traffic rules in free play mode is funny af.

This is really common with older folks who’ve never played video games and try playing GTA for the first time. They aren’t used to games and think traffic laws are stricter than they actually are. I don’t remember where I saw it, but there’s a cute video of a granny with her grandkids trying to play GTA and feeling bad when she accidentally crashed her car into oncoming traffic.

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32 points

The main villains of San Andreas were a unit of cops named after an actual real life unit of cops in the LAPD.

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32 points

They really nailed the Florida look. Say what you will about GTA but the parody of America is always entertaining

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