Solid plan. I got this.

25 points

pfffft not even

all you gotta do is repent your sins and accept jesus as your lord and savior on your deathbed and then it’s get into heaven free card time!

christians hate that atheists know this one simple trick!

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Yup, you don’t have to check in regularly or participate in any religious ceremonies or follow any doctrine.

Just say sorry on your way out and you’re good

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Checkmate, atheists.

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ahh yes, the Dahmer exploit.

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This post is unforgivably bad, you will now live in hell forever.

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lol

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