9 points
Sounds like my wedding night!
2 points
53 points
Please don’t jump to conclusions yet. This has been observed in European common frogs so if your advances towards, say, Tasmanian toad, have been refused and the toad appears to be dead, it might be, in fact, dead.
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Ladies, men hate this one simple trick!
25 points
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Now, I know why women I approach were inexplicably dead. They weren’t dead, they were playing dead to avoid me.
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Same girly, same
