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To be fair, food is a significant contributor to the existence of adults. And we all know those are problems.

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100% of pedophiles are adults if this didn’t convince you enough.

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On one hand, food gave us Hitler. On the other, that dude actually killed Hitler. So…

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Found one of the kingpins:

https://www.feedingamerica.org/

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Unfortunately, this is simply not true. There are some sick teenagers out there…

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Would you say they’re pedophiles if they’re children themselves? At the end of the day you are raised not gifted intelligence.

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Sick, wicked, radical

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If you want to be really pissed, read up on doctor disgraced former doctor, lifelong charlatan and grifter Andrew Wakefield. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Wakefield

He abused autistic kids in a medical experiment that was meant to convince both the public and the scientific community that a specific combined vaccine (measles-mumps-rubella, a.k.a MMR) could trigger some kind of bowel disease that causes autism, all so he could peddle his own alternative that is three separate shots.

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And here’s the kicker: he did that because he was financially invested in the company producing the older, separate vaccines.

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You know what every living autistic kid have in common? They all eat!

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I would even be bold enough to say that Autistic adults eat.

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Yeah, but people are more afraid of autistic children.

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By the time they are adults they just disappear into the fold

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WARNING 100% OF CHILDREN EXPOSED TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE DIE!

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100% of children who are given food die, too. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

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Food is contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide! The contamination is widespread from every source. It even affects vegans

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It’s too late; there is even more dihydrogen monoxide in a human body than micro plastics. 😔

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Not 100%. Most children stop being children before they die.

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Actually, they die while not being children anymore

Checkmate atheists

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Sounds like the type of person who won’t give their kids hydrogen dihydrogen monoxide either because it can cause even metals to oxidate

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody

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hydrogen monoxide

Dihydrogen monoxide

One of these things is bleach.

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Do you mean Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2)? I don’t think hydrogen monoxide can stably exist

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Bleach is Sodium Hypochloride. NaClO not HO

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Thanks! I hope I haven’t killed someone (or cured them of something), before I corrected it!

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Beach is actually a great cure for Autism. Just murder those who look different.

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Dihydrogen monoxide has a higher PH than Hydrochloric acid.

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It has the highest PH of any acid you may actually encounter in a bottle.

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Hydroxic acid is a better name.

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