amerikkkan pope is a recession indicator

Robert Barron was appointed by President Trump to the new White House Commission on Religious Liberty

Robert Barron

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But that trend was reversed on Thursday, and Prevost’s name had popped up repeatedly amid the gossip over leading contenders for the role of pontiff.

Wine as the blood of christ? No way LIBERAL - we’re chugging BUD LIGHT.

Extra fries with communion

Alright, guess I’ll convert

Next election they’re gonna coal roll people in front of the chapel until there’s a new pope

Maybe, the guy’s a dark horse lib. The only thing we know about him is that he’s a skilled pedophile shuffler.

I mean Francis was Argentinian.

I hope it’s like the one in Memphis Tennessee, so it’s like a bigass crazy pyramid.

the Etruscan brainpan will seize at such savage, barbarous geometries being deployed among their sacred ovoids.

I’m pretty sure there’s a McDonald’s in Vatican city already (or like right at the border).