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You can always trust SatansMaggotyCumFart to chime in with the wholesome memes.

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I’m starting to remember his name and I don’t want to 🤢

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Stick around for a few more months and you’ll remember them no matter how hard you try to forget. They’re one of the most active users on Lemmy. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised to find out they are the most active commenter.

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Please cease existing.

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My girlfriend does this to me during sex. Peels me like a disobedient potato

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Kind of reminds me of peeling a banana.

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If you peel it from the other end you don’t get strings. My department in college had a thing about it to the point I don’t like bananas anymore.

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I gotta try that.

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4 points

Wait until this happens to your foreskin.

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3 points

😬

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7 points

Ok. Where did I put my eye gauging spoon.

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Just put some nail polish on your fingers to prevent it from happening.

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128 points

Problem solved

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67 points

Where we’re going we won’t need fingernails

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43 points

Where is @FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com when you need him?

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34 points

Always kept short and clean

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Thanks Mr Dinosaur man!

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Just suckers, like an octopus.

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When you refuse to give answers when tortured! You clearly are no rat. 🙌

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You joke, but I’m missing a nail on one of my big toes and it’s so much more comfortable and less hassle that I kind of wish all my toenails were gone.

…not so sure about fingernails though. They’re pretty useful for picking things up or prying things open.

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Is your toe nail completely missing, or do you still have some root growing? I have two that have a bit of root that just grows and gets uncomfortable until I pull it out. Not sure is trade the rest of my nails for that tbh

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Completely gone. Was badly ingrown and after a doctor removed it three times and it grew back ingrown again every time they just destroyed the root completely.

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How exactly does the “root” work. I was wheeling a ticket podium with other items in my hands back in 2006, the podium slipped and landed on my left big toe. When I took my shoe/sock off I found the back part of my toe nail was square and had been popped up through the skin like the hood of a Corvette. I dumbly(?) tore the rest of it off and proceeded to be stupid and put my sock back on and finished my shift. Somehow the nail grew back but the part that had tissue damage where I tore it off in the front I guess never healed right and so the nail would have to grow ‘over’ the wound and would be really thick there. If the squared off back part isn’t the root, what is?

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I’ve got one fucky nail and every two weeks I’ve gotta pull it with tweezers because it grows in cup shaped and the point of the cup is too pointy for my delicate toesies. I’m thinking about burning it off with silver nitrate.

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So when you say pull it with tweezers… You mean pull your nail all the way out??? Doesn that hurt how the hell do you do that?

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Years back I was briefly into creepypastas. One I read was a guy who had a habit of chewing his nails and that people around him always made a big deal about it but he thought they were overreacting. At the end it was revealed that he had long ago chewed away his fingernails and was now chewing through his actual fingers without realizing it. As a result he was institutionalized for his delusions, I think.

This picture makes me think of that. Thanks, I guess.

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11 points

No.

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8 points

The perfect hand doesn’t ex-

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3 points

Please tell me this is AI

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Nope, it’s anoychia, the picture went viral a few years ago whe someone posted it on reddit. It’s an extremely rare genetic mutation and they literally never grew nails.

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I did until like a week ago.

I’d had enough as they hurt and wasn’t getting better, I do a lot of rock climbing so the chalk makes the issue worse, plus I have not been doing great mentally so diet and hydration was awful.

What I did:

  • Bought some Nails Inc Cuticle Oil (I am male, but it works). You just add a bit and rub it in. I now use this most days and definitely after climbing.
  • I know that with a poor diet I am likely missing vitamins as some of my nails had lines down them. I take a cheap multi vitamin everyday.
  • I am conscious to drink more water, although I already drink 2-3liter a day.
  • I am making plans to improve my eating habits as I get decision fatigue and really just don’t eat enough. Think I’ve been alive too long that food is just meh at this point. But I went climbing yesterday on hardly anything and felt incredibly sick.

My nails are better now. My mental health not so much but one step at a time.

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You gave me fairly panic with that nail lines constant and I just had to go look it up.

No, nails having lines going down them is not necessarily a sign of vitamin deficiency. Turns out that the majority of the time it’s completely harmless and a sign of aging. Both index fingers and my right middle finger have a very faint dark line going from cuticle tip.

Your mileage may vary, IDK about your personal diet etc. just wanted to chime in about the nails thing

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Interesting. Thanks and sorry for scaring you.

I would note that mine are on a single nail and less lines and more defined ridges where you can run another nail over and feel it bumping across.

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No need to apologize!!

I thrive on neurotic energy??

Well I’m always looking up things that were in so knowledge is power and all that

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3 points

Yeah; when those lines are horizontal – though –, you may want to worry. But vertically, usually not.

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Dark lines going down on nails could also be a sign of subungual melanoma, so you might want to check for that.

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I’m positive 95% of your results came just from drinking more water. when your hands look like the picture, it’s almost definitely because you’re chronically dehydrated.

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I am not so sure. As I said in the post I drink a lot of water.

So I wake up and have a cup of tea and for evening meal I have a can of Pepsi. Everything else in the day is just water and never less than 1.5 litres.

For me at least I think it was the climbing chalk and poor eating habits so lacking vitamins. I guess I’ll never truly know and it’s good advice to be hydrated.

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nah, it’s usually hand moisture that causes this. if you do a lot of stuff that dries your hands out, you’ll get it too. climbing chalk can do that. I also said 95% is hydration. vitamins can also help.

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I think the vitamin deficiency is more likely, I have similar issues. Lived in Phoenix for years and had a water bottle on hand all the time, it’s a part of the bigger picture but not the main driver I’d surmise.

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I didn’t know about the nail ridges-vitamin deficiency thing until my lady told me recently, makes sense. She got me a case of the ensure plus for extra calories to supplement through the day and it does help. Eat some veggies, get some sunlight, maybe go to a shelter and walk some dogs. Hopefully the physical elevates the mental, I’m in a similar spot and hope you get feeling better internet stranger 👍

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Thank you for this.

I already do plenty of walking as if I didn’t I don’t think I’d be here honestly. I might look into ensure as I’ve had them from the doctor when my diet has been poor in the past.

Don’t know if you’re the same but life’s like a rollercoaster man. One minute I’m doing good and mentally happy the next I can’t get out of bed and off YouTube.

It’s like I’m just passing as much time as possible with no end goal in mind. Just death at the end.

Sorry for being dark.

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Comment to find this back later! I’m over 40 and just accepted my hands being fucked up as part of life.

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Here is the current progress. The first one is from 2nd May and the second is today. You can see there has been significant improvement and they are not sore anymore.

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This is very relatable. Can I ask you about your age? I’m 35 and struggling with eating enough my whole life.

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I’m early 40’s. Never really had a big appetite and just saw food as a means to not die, but things are untenable right now.

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Yeah, I’m about the same… when my mental health is good, I eat better. But at the slightest bit of stress: I just quit eating lol.

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54 points

Stop eating your cuticles, lol

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Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

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GameStop

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This appears to be a lack of melatonin. When you get sun, there should at least be some pigment.

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Melatonin is what makes people sleep

You’re thinking of melinoma

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Melinoma is what makes people have cancer
You’re thinking of melancholy

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Melancholy is what Hamlet had, I think you mean Melania

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Yore thinking of a feeling of sadness, I think the word you’re thinking of is Melania.

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6 points

This isnt reddit: melanin

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This isn’t reddit: malicious

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welcome to redditfication of lemmy.

Time to move on to telnet mud games.

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