15 points
Pure deflection. Trump = both of those things
1 point
4 points
To be fair, I don’t think they put any language about high speed internet in the Constitution.
Not that it’d stop him.
2 points
Once you’ve successfully stolen the Declaration of Independence, gotten the glasses from the Liberty Bell, and then burnt a clipping from the Declaration and turned the ashes into potassium nitrate, you can make a flash powder will reveal the text on the Bill of Rights right after the second amendment.
“The right to bear arms and download porn at sick speeds.”