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we should all totally become satanists now

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I mean, you don’t even need one, but you could be a card-carrying member of the Satanic Temple.. They’ve come out and said that anyone who wants to join can do so, no fees necessary. I would view it as more of a donation to their cause.

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I am a card carrying member. I think I have sincerely held religious beliefs that some court cases should be protecting right now. I know small comfort, but it’s better than nothing.

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I first read the Satanist Bible a year after leaving Christianity. It’s not only a parody of the Bible, it’s also all about believing in yourself. I found it very inspiring. My Christian family was not amused.

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New doom game comes out in 3 days.

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HAIL SATAN!

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privatize profits, socialize losses …

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Jesus saves, Satan invests.

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“It’s SaTAHN, actually.”

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“Heaven forbid” you try to lead your own life.

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